? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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December 24th, 2009

While the girls were distracted by dish-sledding, Santa’s elves unpacked the sleigh faster than a NASCAR pit crew.

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The girls are in sleigh #1 with me, my ho-ho-ho is in sleigh #2 with Santa’s bag of toys. - Momma’s gonna get me for saying that!

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