? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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May 8th, 2010

What a supreme wimp I am. Wife showed me a packed box, asked what I thought it weighed. My answer: 50lb. Actual weight: 18lb.

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The Mayo Police - “Attention: Remove foil completely. Do not use knife to open.” - http://yfrog.com/4jh66j

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I am so proud of my 8yo daughter - she just said “…but THAT would be jumping the shark!”

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I know the rule - post a photo or it didn’t happen. This is the best I could do - http://yfrog.com/fvr5wzj

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Weird… we just saw a crowd of men wearing dainty lingerie on Clarke Avenue at Cameron Village!

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Getting the kids primed for this week’s STS-132 Space Shuttle launch - watching “Hubble 3D” IMAX movie.

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Libraries are truly MAGICAL places!

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After 6mo, I peeled off my iphone screen protector to reveal another layer! Wow, I was using the “protector protector”!

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Design by committee - MyPyramid.gov - it’s not a pyramid, not a rainbow, no longer makes sense - http://yfrog.com/5zsvsj

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doctorow #FCC gives #Hollywood dominion over your computer, home theater and future: http://tinyurl.com/2v5ke… #drm #soc

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