? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

July 2nd, 2010

Now I’ve seen it all… a MOTORCYCLE taking up two parking spaces.

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Oh noes! At work, Clearcase is down, but I can’t moan about it on Twitter, because it’s down, too!

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Once again, I am either a HOT COMMODITY or a TOXIC ASSET. It’s hard to tell the difference!

via choqoK

“My kids fixed me a cup of coffee!”, he said, as he picked the coffee grounds out of his teeth.

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