? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

August 9th, 2010

When we lived in Singapore, the trash men came EVERY DAY.

via Twitter for iPhone

When I was a kid, I had to take the trash out on Monday nights, and I would earn 50¢. Today, same job, same night, less pay.

via Twitter for iPhone

$BOSS reminds us to fill out time sheets. I usually let them pile up for 3 months. (Now, where’s those new TPS cover sheets?)

via choqoK

dtunkelang There’s a serious proof out there that P != NP and it’s not a trending topic? Pending review, but still… http://bit.ly/9x205p

via Brizzly (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Aug 9th, 2010 via web)

@TheSerafin10 <Jedi hand wave> I’m not the penguin you’re looking for.

via web in reply to Serafin10_

Uh oh… a kink in the data cable at work… the ZERO’s won’t fit through any more, only the ONE’s are making it through!

via choqoK

@deviantollam Now might be a good time to mention the title of your book.

via choqoK in reply to deviantollam

Fire alarm at work!

via Twitter for iPhone