? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

January 6th, 2012

The smell of durian permeates the entire house.

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Almost paid $100 for a soda. Colorful money: 50’s are green, 1’s are purple. Backs are same color. Honest man refused. http://t.co/fj7D9mRW

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If you’d like to know where NOWHERE is, just ask me, because I just drove through the middle of it!

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Wrigley’s pineapple flavor gum… just like normal (too much mint) gum, except the shell is yellow. http://t.co/JpYaMiDT

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