? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

February 27th, 2012

I have never used a bidet.

via Twitter for iPhone

@Angel98798CP I am not who you think I am… but that’s still OK. I am cool with CP.

via web

Wow, colleague cranks it up to 11 with a quote from Spinal Tap: “Such a fine line between stupid and clever.”

via web