? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

March 15th, 2012

Results are in — my Sonicare electric toothbrush can go two months on a single charge!

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So proud of D1. Her picture was chosen for her school’s “mission patch” for when they talk to the Int’l Space Station! http://t.co/3k4tOx0g

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Earlier today, I was assigning “Hogwarts staff” personalities to the project managers at $work. But now I am using the GOP nominees analogy.

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3am: neighbor’s car alarm

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[Q] what sound do the three unsolicited text messages from “CalcIQ Trivia Alerts” make at 2am? [A] It’s DING-DING… DING-DING… DING-DING!

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