? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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May 6th, 2012

What NOT to say after returning from Spring Outing: “Honey, could you pass the bug juice?”

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After returning from camp, I read between the lines — if I know what’s good for me, I’ll take a shower… right now!

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