? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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October 17th, 2012

Woman selling crap door-to-door. I told her she needs a permit in @TownofCary. She got sassy. So I called the cops on her.

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Apparently, the nurse was out of flu vaccine, so she gave them a shot of giggle serum instead.

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