? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

December 3rd, 2012

Like a scene from a movie… roach crawled into the printer, so I pressed COPY, he jumped out at me, I jumped back, finally squashed him.

via Twitter for iPhone

@nivex Still freezing in my office!

via web in reply to nivex

My get-rich plan: sit back and watch people download my FREE app, collect those $0 royalty checks. Muah hah hah! sentosa.us/apps/wishes/

via web

@frijole (cc @nivex) so what ARE you doing these days?

via web

connerk I made my hobby my job. Why delegate fun to a background process when you can do it asynchronously on the main thread?

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 11:09 AM, Dec 3rd, 2012 via web)