? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

August 21st, 2013

With all the talk of conjugal felicity, intercourse and love-making, it would be easy to mistake “Pride and Prejudice” for a steamy novel.

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Oops, rain… windows down!

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Morrisville is constipated.

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