? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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October 4th, 2013

It’s been a long work week. Congress is starting to look like a finely oiled machine.

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Discussing a work project, co-worker asked me what my plan was. I said “curse a lot, go home, drink heavily, kick my dog, update my résumé”.

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