? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

July 10th, 2014

My two daughters are the perfect incarnation of the Odd Couple… a real Felix and Oscar pair, they are.

via Twitter for iPhone

nicksagan “The difference between seeing nothing but a pebble and reading the history of the cosmos inscribed inside it — is science.”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Jul 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@scottelundgren oh nooo… an “expert” FIXED it and then closed it (which is what “customer resolved” means??)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to scottelundgren

Maybe it would be easier if I just legally changed my name to 144317.

via Twitter Web Client

6mo later:

Hi Robert,
Your Service Request “my name is ALAN, not ROBERT” has been closed with the following resolution - Customer Resolved.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to rockhopper

Have I complained about ClearCase recently? Multi-site A says B masters my VOBs. B says A masters them. And I’m stuck in the middle!

via Twitter Web Client