? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

May 21st, 2015

Kids say the darnedest things:
(goodnight kiss)
D2: are you drunk, because you smell like beer
me: that’s lemonade

via Twitter for iPhone

WheelTod Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:32 PM, May 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

I’m going to go out on a limb here and postulate that this is related to @googlefiber coming to town.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to rockhopper

.@ATTCares This has nothing to do with U-verse service. This is about AT&T disrupting my DSL to get me to call marketing to upgrade. Poo!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ATTCares

the_anke English is a difficult language.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:18 AM, May 21st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Lousy @ATT marketing campaign to upgrade to U-verse. They intercepted my web traffic, forced me to call. pic.twitter.com/VRChIF5S8e

via Twitter Web Client