? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

June 29th, 2015

What do you use to keep your steering wheel looking so shiny and nice? Armor All? Turtle Wax? No, it’s Tecnu.

via Twitter Web Client

If you’re going to drive like an idiot, why get a personalized license plate? I’m looking at you, VUITTON, in Cary NC.

via Twitter Web Client

My 90th fastest run. Thanks for those useful stats, RunKeeper! pic.twitter.com/MxN6DDtRob

via iOS

iPhone Touch ID can’t read my fingerprints when I run. I even tried to learn a new print.

via Twitter for iPhone