? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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ShaneAParrish Doing it right is expensive. Doing it wrong costs a fortune.

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On our evening walk, we scared this little bunny into his hiding place, a drain pipe in a retaining wall. pic.twitter.com/t2gD37E2GY

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I spent an hour trying to convince this great crested flycatcher to escape my neighbor’s garage. He kept flying UP! pic.twitter.com/8GBjxgDqWd

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Feeling like a LOSER today.

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A day late posting this, but this was the second time I’ve lost at Wordle.

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@llorenzin Someone stood the hula hoop up against the wall and when the Roomba bumped into it, BAM, it came down like a mousetrap.

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This is where we found the Roomba this morning. pic.twitter.com/gyMvhcdmYY

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lnxdork As a security professional, please allow people to paste usernames and passwords into login fields. This enables us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pX

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@dogmom86 @Bobby_Condon Because the state sets a very low legal limit on what they can charge for notarizing a sign..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gA

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@LemuelLyes I think the readers of this thread might appreciate this… https://t.co/jvaTY5XSCh

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Wondering why my @DaddarioandCo Micro Tuner often shows F# when I tune the B string on my guitar. Chromatic tuner..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wc

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Another fun day at Sylvan Heights Bird Park in Scotland Neck NC. pic.twitter.com/kGP12xuIuF

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This bird’s poop is like epoxy. Cleaning a hardened nugget from the floor takes a lot of spit and a knife. pic.twitter.com/hQRFLE2RDs

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My porridge turned into pourage… I didn’t leave the lid open enough. Oops.

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This black vulture was watching us very closely during our walk. pic.twitter.com/D32JeyLiSO

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B52Malmet Queen Elizabeth, her son, Prince Charles, his wife, Camilla all have . Our Surgeon General, his wife, and tw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uJ

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@KilValmer This is reminiscent of the short animation “Beat Dedication” made by Bob Sabiston at MIT in 1988. flatblackfilms.com/Flat_Black_Fil…

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Listening to @kairyssdal & @Marketplace 2/16 Make Me Smart on sanctions & crypto.

This thread & underlying paper o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vu

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RT @molly_struve: Definitely took a couple of years until past Molly stopped being an asshole to future Molly https://t.co/IjUiAebBFV

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HeatherThomasAF @TG22110 Still waiting for USPS to get rid of Louis DeJoy.

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I just got a call from a guy, Larry… seemed nice, but he was mad that some scammer had been calling him from my n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…au

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The timeless question:
Do you put on sock, sock, shoe, shoe?
Or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

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