? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

February 2022

My porridge turned into pourage… I didn’t leave the lid open enough. Oops.

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This black vulture was watching us very closely during our walk. pic.twitter.com/D32JeyLiSO

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B52Malmet Queen Elizabeth, her son, Prince Charles, his wife, Camilla all have . Our Surgeon General, his wife, and tw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uJ

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@KilValmer This is reminiscent of the short animation “Beat Dedication” made by Bob Sabiston at MIT in 1988. flatblackfilms.com/Flat_Black_Fil…

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Listening to @kairyssdal & @Marketplace 2/16 Make Me Smart on sanctions & crypto.

This thread & underlying paper o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vu

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RT @molly_struve: Definitely took a couple of years until past Molly stopped being an asshole to future Molly https://t.co/IjUiAebBFV

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HeatherThomasAF @TG22110 Still waiting for USPS to get rid of Louis DeJoy.

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I just got a call from a guy, Larry… seemed nice, but he was mad that some scammer had been calling him from my n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…au

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The timeless question:
Do you put on sock, sock, shoe, shoe?
Or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

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Really? ⁦What’s this unsolicited notification about? @Twitter⁩ ? ⁦@TwitterSupport⁩ ? Stop it, please. pic.twitter.com/J16oeDi36h

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As an extra precaution, when I get a two-factor authentication code on my phone, I store the sender number in my ph..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…77

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