? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

June 27th, 2010

Watched kids drinking full-sugar soft drinks today, made me cringe. What a soda does to the body -> http://j.mp/bIoqff

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The pool party was a big hit with the 7-9yo crowd > http://twitpic.com/20l67z || Keeping cool > http://twitpic.com/20l6qf

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Total party weekend: both daughters invited to parties yesterday, and now we’re hosting one today! Skating, jumping, pizza, swimming, cake!

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Sometimes, we forget how awesome we are.

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Brand-new jar of Ortho Fire Ant Killer - contents may have settled during shipping, only 1/4 full! http://twitpic.com/20gsjb

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@tferriss wife says “NAME (from xyz temple in SG) / women & time mgmt - review 4HWW written by TF”

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When short pants come down to your knees, can you really call them “shorts”? I call them “longs”.

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