? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

May 25th, 2020

Scratch-off lottery tickets should dispense with the “games” and just reveal a single word: “winner” or “loser”.

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One of these items was not supposed to go home with me… which one? pic.twitter.com/LjD7L6TEw2

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RT @HeathMayo: The dirty secret of Trumpism is that it doesn’t actually champion working-class Americans or their values—it betrays them. I…

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RT @thememorypalace: I idly clicked on a bathing-suit ad a couple of weeks ago. It is now my Javert. I will know no rest as it hunts me acr…

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