? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

October 31st, 2012

2JRO @wilw check out my candy reserves - instagram.com/p/RdqkwfBOEp/ - its no charity here, its a contest A costume contest and you’d better bring it.

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Harry Potter has returned home with his two charges, an Oompa Loompa and a traffic light. They hauled in 6 pounds of loot!

via Twitter for iPhone

If I stand in just the right (or “wrong”) spot in the hallway, I get a mix of smells: hair spray and pizza. preparations!

via Twitter for iPhone

Congratulations to the Star Trek Vulcan, the Scarecrow and the Cat Woman for winning the office Halloween costume party!

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I bet Harry Potter does not polish his wand with a brown Sharpie. It stains the fingers. Scourgify!

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Meetings with muggles today.

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