(A personal favorite)
Maybe it’s just me, but I could totally imagine “Beyond” by @Balligomingo as a James Bond title theme song.
(A personal favorite)
Seen on powerpoint slides: “risks: aggressive schedule, mitigation: it’s the new normal!” #facepalm I think I need to “work smarter”.
(A personal favorite)
What it’s like to be a software engineer: “here’s a book, it’s in Chinese, I don’t have time to explain it, so just read it & rewrite ch 4”.