? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

October 2020

itsJeffTiedrich this Halloween, I’ll be giving all my candy to the richest child in the neighborhood. I’m sure it will trickle down to all the other kids

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This year, any Halloween costume worn at the office must also include a Zoom background. pic.twitter.com/IEBCxAr4EF

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RT @ourstatemag: Our modern world is smaller than it used to be. So how far away can you get from people, from society, from modern life? O…

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I’m still having a hard time believing this story. I trust the Guardian, but they may be simply repeating De Volks… https://t.co/G6xCJNKSqP

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Trump is such a simpleton, he set his Twitter password to “maga2020!”.

The man with the nuclear codes does not und… https://t.co/ZtkWx1KxWT

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RT @BriannaWu: This is astonishing. Almost every state that’s failing is Republican.

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RT @sparksjls: Congratulations to Donald Trump on securing the Taliban’s endorsement. https://t.co/cuj7x9Y2ya

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RT @JamusLynch: More people have filed for unemployment benefits this year than voted for Donald Trump in 2016. https://t.co/IrP5lMYgLS

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Quote of the night: “thank you, Mr Vice President” (heard many, many, many, oh so many times)

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Pence wants the record to show that she did not answer HIS off-topic court-packing question, while he only asked it… https://t.co/ZrSMLXw3SE

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Activated a free-for-a-year Apple TV+ subscription that came with my work laptop. Watching it on a Roku3. So far, i… https://t.co/PkyZJ4wLhv

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We were just having this same discussion yesterday after watching the semi-live IBMA “World of Bluegrass” festival… https://t.co/un7Hx2LE9b

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IBMA @IntlBluegrass festival perseveres! In 2015, we all moved indoors to avoid a hurricane. This year, we’re wat… https://t.co/6mgEjtw7qU

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