The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

May 2020

I checked the weather this morning and thought “man, this weather app is messed up — it’s showing Tuesday, May 26t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bu

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Scratch-off lottery tickets should dispense with the “games” and just reveal a single word: “winner” or “loser”.

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One of these items was not supposed to go home with me… which one? pic.twitter.com/LjD7L6TEw2

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HeathMayo The dirty secret of Trumpism is that it doesn’t actually champion working-class Americans or their values—it betray.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wej

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thememorypalace I idly clicked on a bathing-suit ad a couple of weeks ago. It is now my Javert. I will know no rest as it hunts me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qp

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flyosity He actually did it. Maybe if we all praise him and say it has a slimming effect he’ll keep wearing it, inspiring th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nr

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BruceBartlett Your periodic reminder that Trump is probably the stupidest leader of a major country since the Middle Ages. nytimes.com/2020/05/21/us/…

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@mtdukes @MandyWRAL It looks like NCDHHS is preparing for a phase 2 announcement. Did you notice they changed the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tl

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It looks like @ncdhhs are revising their charts to make the numbers look less grim. Is @NC_Governor push..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BN

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AndrewYang Americans are constantly worried about the power of government. The bigger danger is that we can’t get even basic t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fM

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scottlynch78 So many people running around claiming they’ll do anything for America. Carry guns, live in bunkers, fight in the h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…os

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I had to run off another pest control salesman tonight.
(1) You need a permit to sell door-to-door in Cary
(2) Ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bu

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JoeBiden I would trust the guy who’s one of our nation’s top public health experts, not the one who pondered injecting disin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mk

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Mikel_Jollett The President is tested every day.

Every single person he comes into contact with is also tested.

If anyone tests..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uq

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We’ve been on the lookout for toilet paper for a while now. We finally broke down and ordered some online. Now al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6s

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AstroKatie This is a side-note but not really a side-note: having a system that ties health care access to employment is ridic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R

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