? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

November 2015

…except I’ve climbed 40 flights of stairs before, and that was just tiredness that wore off fairly quickly. This gift keeps on giving.

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So yeah, pickleball was fun yesterday, but today I feel like I just climbed 40 flights of stairs…

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Hey, pickleball is actually pretty fun!

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I bought a birthday balloon at Harris Teeter. The cash register waited for me to bag the item… was it waiting for the weight to go down?

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Enjoyed the bizarre Seuss-ified Shakespeare play performed by the @MartinMustangs drama class!

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RT @Kleissner: Dear world, this is the analog version of government backdoors in encryption https://t.co/Lchj249UCw

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I thought that Apple’s iOS 9.1 had finally fixed the alerts-use-music-volume-setting bug. But 3 weeks in, the bug is back.

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We just happened to sneak up on Gunther, the hermit crab, as he was changing shells.

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Wonder why Twitter changed their “favorite” stars to “like” hearts? Does that change the context of my 6 years worth of starred tweets?

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Hey @twitter, why don’t you re-read the Apple developer agreement? Push msgs are not for promoting your app/service. pic.twitter.com/AlFMqCcH8W

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Finally deleted my Google+ account.

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