? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

September 2020

What a train wreck. The Commission on Presidential @debates has failed us. They knew the personalities involved, an… https://t.co/9L820088kK

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RT @CT_Bergstrom: “Never play chess with a pigeon.
The pigeon just knocks all the pieces over.
Then shits all over the board.
Then struts a…

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I think it’s worth re-asking tonight. #Debate2020 https://t.co/tcsujt9cBP

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Would it be too much ask for debate moderators to mute the mic of the guy who’s NOT currently answering a question?… https://t.co/K88ccOh10h

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Yummy assonance this morning: Jumbo Pumpkin Muffin

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My number one goal for #2020 is to avoid catching COVID… and to avoid giving it to someone else.

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We’re not even halfway through September, and I’ve hit my 365 mile running goal for the year!

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Tonight, I ran the Fit Cary Virtual 5K Run in 29m55s.

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“We need to step back from this militia nonsense.”

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@NYGovCuomo The way 2020 has been going… I expect we’ll soon see fake ballot drop boxes appearing across the state.

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It’s September, y’all. We can stop putting the word “virtual” in front of every meeting. By now, we know they’re… https://t.co/smYFMiLqrh

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The Useful Idiot | HuffPost

Trump did not anoint himself president. That was the work of those 63 million American… https://t.co/JYQgDHH9FV

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RT @kmillstx3: @Morning_Joe @clairecmc According to NC Law, it’s a Class I Felony for POTUS to induce voters to vote twice in the same elec…

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RT @marceelias: The President just committed a felony.💀
https://t.co/kgvMOCJYfz

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From CNN: “We’ve done a great job in Covid but we don’t get the credit,” Trump said on Fox News on Monday.

Every d… https://t.co/jvQ4rmhn79

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Will_Bunch Name this classic album cover pic.twitter.com/UEicoiAxTf

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Election day is coming up. We have a choice between THEM and HIM. You know who THEY are and you know who HE is.… https://t.co/Ak2G5DPNbl

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