Congratulations @RobertFischer on going “back to school”.
Monday morning coffee fail… if you can’t drink it, wear it
No, that song by the Beatles is not “Hey Dude”.
Wow, terminal 2 at RDU has had a huge face-lift.
Red Box movie: Mall Cop
“Mr Mom” weekend starts today. Having a sick child at home does not make it any easier.
iPhone VPN http://blog.alanporter.c…
My iPhone just farted. http://blog.alanporter.c…
@anjibee thanks for the mental image… now i need a shower
Happy Birthday Linux! http://bit.ly/q4siv
#rdutraffic reports from @frijole via twitter/iphone… which is the cause, which is the effect?
@alanjporter: (re http://bit.ly/3FLHW) wow… that’s the same stuff that I have on my ipod!
Pulled our 3rd batch of stones from the tumbler — this one ran for 2 weeks with common sand and water.
@Elizibethcat I can take a not-so-subtle hint.
(Seen on FaceBook) Hello, I am the friggin’ happiness fairy. I’ve sprinkled happy dust on you, So smile dammit!! This crap is expensive!!
@RobertFischer is trying to whittle down his followers list by practicing #songsincode
pathetic fallacy rules today… stormy weather approaches outside, office meeting brings dark clouds of its own
Alan’s Law: entropy + sanity = a constant value
@coxn For Ubuntu, I like MyPasswordSafe, a descendant of Bruce Schneier’s passwordsafe.
Linguist’s phrase of the day: “thoroughly thought through”
Mediterranean lunch at Chez Cubicle
H4x0r skillz coming up short tonight… so much to learn.
Having lunch with Anji Bee. Thanks for the introduction, @RobertFischer
My new Mac Mini makes me feel STOO-PID. So familiar, yet so foreign.
Skipper’s seafood - excellent fish and shrimp, but the clam chowder looks and tastes like mashed potatoes and mayonnaise… yuck!
Having an ipod means I can carry around more videos than I will ever watch, rather than just more magazines than I will ever read.
Glow sticks were the big hit at our summertime party.
Reading Between the Lions with Read-a-roo and others at Marbles Kids Museum. Congrats, Young Writers and Illustrators! #wunc #ReadingRainbow
sudo apt-get install coffee
Our dog Maggie is 14 years old today!
RTFM = read the ****** menu
Yay, Google has finally decided that my source IP is not located in Chile.
Greetings to my evil twin, @alanjporter
Meteor showers, rain showers. :-(
Apparently, AT&T deactivated my SMS plan when I switched phones. No wonder no one ever replied to my text messages! #iphone #fail
Well, there’s $1 and one hour that I’ll never get back (http://youtube.com/watch…) #mtndew #snopes
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
I feel so… empowered!
@coxn parenthood teaches you how to deal with adults.
See you at #BarCampRDU
I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Anagrams with my 3rd grader.
@BarackObama Happy Birthday
Triangle Amateur Robotics club - autonomous airplanes, submarine kit, arduino, urban legends and more.
I had my mind set on OJ for breakfast. 2 options at the cafeteria: high fructose corn syrup and water, or $3 Naked Juice. I chose coffee.
Just played “The Simpsons - Loser Takes All” board game with the family. Not impressed with the game, even though I won, I mean “lost”.
In spite of the rain… I am mowing my grass, dang it.
BBQ party at the neighborhood pool.
First time wearing my “I do it with Ubuntu” T-shirt outside of the house, and I got a compliment on it!