? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

November 2021

How it started: at 8am, the town’s leaf collection truck came by.

How it’s going: by noon, I had my leaves ready t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pB

via Twitter for iPhone

BLCAgnew If I posted a video of me “pretend killing” a coworker, I’d lose my damn job.

Why are members of the United States..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PB

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:32 PM, Nov 17th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

atrupar Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to those who celebrate

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Nov 7th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

NumbersMuncher Look at this government propaganda with Big Bird encouraging vaccinations.

It’s from 1972, but clearly Big Bird w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8k

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Nov 7th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

It’s the time of year when I promote my unique “playlight” saving plan:

- “spring forward” every weekday at 10am..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ij

via Twitter for iPhone

oureric They say you have to set your clocks back on Sunday but I’m going to do my own research.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Nov 6th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)