? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

November 2020

@jamesgarside_ The side-lit (ocean background) one is way better than the back-lot ones. The angle of the beach on… https://t.co/6s3Wd5lbEj

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Even now, 20 years later, I find my handwriting is pretty strongly influenced by Palm Pilot “graffiti”. pic.twitter.com/BDL02z3poD

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RT @Oatmeal: I’m skipping seeing my relatives for Thanksgiving this year because it’s basically a real life version of Among Us

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Americans are now dying of COVID-19 at a rate of ONE PER MINUTE.

Be safe, y’all. Keep your distance. Wear a mask… https://t.co/tCccbWsk1E

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DrTomFrieden Better a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas.

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RT @curtisabradley: The lesson, in my view, is not how wonderfully the guardrails have worked, but rather how (assuming Biden takes office)…

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@sortova @EyeMedVision @VSPVisionCare @sortova I have never asked them for anything more than exam reimbursement. Seemed OK.

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If you wouldn’t have swapped a piece of chewed gum with a random stranger, no questions asked, before the pandemic,… https://t.co/FApMtBPXIN

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Opened a new bank account today. Logged on to their digital banking web site. Chose a password using a password-gen… https://t.co/HBzy1cvAG6

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@lawpower @tjstankus I noticed my battery drained a lot faster when I had the app active. That could’ve been coinc… https://t.co/1zpAR0z9iR

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potomacripper Hosting?
Plan a Super Spread. pic.twitter.com/QGpj3h9e0F

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RT @BruceBartlett: The Senate is poised to put monetary crackpot Judy Shelton on the Federal Reserve Board. Nothing good can come of this.…

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RT @birbigs: Dear streaming platforms,

Please play the credits. They’re part of the movies. You should know this. Your company acquires t…

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I received a political flyer in the mail today. I am pretty sure it was mailed before Nov 3rd. It took the @USPS… https://t.co/yPYacbgrQz

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You clowns can follow Q if you want to.
Personally, I am moving on to R.

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RT @zeynep: Trump was incompetent at his brand of authoritarianism, and he lost. But this isn’t a triumph: the Democrats lost almost everyt…

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TimHarford Why the polls got it wrong dlvr.it/RlKFG5

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RT @tomgara: I will pay a $44.95 one-time fee to read 8,000 deeply reported words on the Four Seasons Total Landscaping story. If the Phill…

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This smells more like Trump demanding the Four Seasons and refusing to publicly admit he couldn’t get it.

“Giulian… https://t.co/KdQSOSvBku

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RT @eddyee69: @tomgara @jbarro It was truly the comedic cherry on top of this fantastic day 😂 https://t.co/hGSijLBYJw

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They say the Daylight Saving Time switch is a good time to check smoke detector batteries. Their warning doubles th… https://t.co/R4erkCE9lI

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Everybody’s talking about making a plan to vote.

Have you made a plan for ELECTION NIGHT?

Whatever works: Is your… https://t.co/9vAMbGozlY

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