? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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Joe Biden was sworn into office on Wednesday. On the same day, Grape Nuts reappeared on our local grocery store sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…br

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I think this banana might be 12 years old. pic.twitter.com/e6FvgjxMA8

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chazhutton “We’ll lead not by the example of our power but by the power of our example” - Jeez that’s a hell of a line.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:21 PM, Jan 20th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Whatever it said…

“I still won”
“sorry for the mess”
“pardon me, not sorry, but really, PARDON ME”
“you have to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tx

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markberman Gallup’s final polling for the Trump presidency is out. His final approval rating was 34%.

He leaves the only pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1M

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GenMhayden “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mp

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Jan 18th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

Oy! Grape Nuts shortage??? ?

That said, I’m amazed that supply lines in general have remained open during the Covid-19 pandemic.

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edsouthall A handy guide for everyone pic.twitter.com/Y0CSBrAfwx

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If you’re starting your taxes… be sure to check this box. pic.twitter.com/qOd5lHsjAs

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RT @Amy_Siskind: McConnell may well rue the day he punted a quick, clean impeachment. As my friend @RandySchoenberg points out, now the De…

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The Jan 6 mob was a mix of 3 types of people:
* vocal protestors, outside
* vandals & looters & showoffs, inside
*..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iU

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keithedwards Why do we have impeachment if not to remove a president that tried to overthrow our government?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Jan 11th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone)

@benbalter Don’t most browsers try “www.” + domain if the plain domain does not work? I know it’s an option in Firefox about:config.

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The American Abyss

A historian of fascism and political atrocity on Trump, the mob and what comes next…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NJ

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I never really had much of a presence on Facebook, but in late 2020, I decided I’d had enough. It’s been >30 days,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fJ

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deviantollam some have pointed out that the current Congress may not be able to successfully impeach this man (because Senate is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YM

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NBCNews @kwelkernbc A supporter of President Trump sits inside Speaker Pelosi’s office. pic.twitter.com/xyhj0Lziro

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GettyImagesNews A Trump supporter carries a podium around the U.S. Capitol after protesters breached the Capitol Building during a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8j

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igorbobic They’re in the chamber. One is up on the dais yelling “Trump won that election!” This is insane pic.twitter.com/p6CXhBDSFT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:08 PM, Jan 6th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

@ddoniolvalcroze Yesterday, I would have had no idea what this picture was. But guess what movie we watched tonight???

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@SykesCharlie And no one around him can seem to tell him “no”.

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