? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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@BadAstronomer Nice pictures, great poses! He looks like he’s preening. They have an oil gland at the base of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…te

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@1101010 I confirmed (the mic part, not the waterproof part) by recording a video and rubbing my finger over that s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lA

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@1101010 I suppose it’s covered to make it “H2OK” waterproof?

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OK, Internet… what is this thing above the flash on the iPhone 12 and 12 Mini? It’s not the LIDAR… that’s a la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fg

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@BuiBender @patsheadcom You don’t need to license something to foil a patent attempt. Just publish the idea somewh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qR

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New CDC guidelines: “If you can smell their farts, you’re too close.”

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@WSJ This headline is misleading, since the IRS lost this case.

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Stonekettle Of course. A democratic president taking over from a Republican ALWAYS has to worry about the national debt.

I me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sg

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That thing that you just explained to me in your pull request… just copy that text directly into a comment in the code.

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@molly_struve I tried this, but then I hit my recursion limit.

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I was thinking about watching a movie on Amazon Prime, bit the description said…

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Today, I learned how to tie a Carrick bend and a Diamond knot.

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PonchoRebound I am DONE being silenced for my BELIEFS!*

*The Jetsons and The Flintstones take place at the same time, with the u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vW

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I have two web cams that bombard my DNS server with the same requests all day long, filling up my logs. Today I le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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After filing my taxes and getting my refund, I discovered another 1099 that I had missed earlier.

I suppressed the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B

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@jank_jennifer @jamesgarside_ Certainly you can deduct expenses as a sole proprietor (schedule C), right?

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@jamesgarside_ I formed an S-corp (a pass-thru, very similar to LLC) 15 years ago in US and did just web hosting…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2c

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Texans now again have the RIGHT to CHOOSE whether to wear a mask or not. To respect and protect their neighbors or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GP

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Our back yard is like Mutual of Omaha’s “Wild Kingdom” this morning. One angry bird is yak-yak-yak-yakking in prot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oc

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All these vaccine rollouts are trying to be fair, prioritizing by age or by who is vulnerable.

I think we should p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3G

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I know I’ve mentioned this before, but I am beginning to think this is my one big contribution to society.

If you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3w

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OK @SenatorBurr and @SenThomTillis, it’s time for you to show the world that the United States of America will not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rv

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