? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

June 2015

What do you use to keep your steering wheel looking so shiny and nice? Armor All? Turtle Wax? No, it’s Tecnu.

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If you’re going to drive like an idiot, why get a personalized license plate? I’m looking at you, VUITTON, in Cary NC.

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My 90th fastest run. Thanks for those useful stats, RunKeeper! pic.twitter.com/MxN6DDtRob

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iPhone Touch ID can’t read my fingerprints when I run. I even tried to learn a new print.

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Lime-green Lamborghini at the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru.

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Thanks to @alyankovic for a great first half of a show before the rain. Come back soon and we’ll catch the second half.

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Here, let me interrupt you with a feature that reduces interruptions. Click here to go deeper into the rabbit hole. pic.twitter.com/7RDUnj65tU

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Nice paw print magnet… until you notice it has too many toes. pic.twitter.com/GIShh7DGwR

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What kind of barcode is this (from a banana)? Curious about the 2 mini-barcodes in the middle. pic.twitter.com/F7BPFMyq2l

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Friday, 4pm… it’s time for stuff to start breaking and people to start calling.

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Trying to find that happy middle ground between dinosaurs and hipsters.

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Best phrase in Ubbi Dubbi : Shiver me timbers!
Shubbivubber mubbee tubbimbubbers!

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Always amused by the junk people leave on their computer screens when plugged into a projector or while screen-sharing.

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I like stickers… but I don’t like to stick stickers on my stuff.

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Today I learned… that ‘youtube-dl’ has an ‘—extract-audio’ option. ♪ ♫

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