? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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October 2nd, 2009

Gross… a cockroach just crawled over my bare foot!

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Day 4 in Malaysia: in-laws hosted a “moon cake festival” party, 100+ Chinese guests getting rowdy, door prizes, DJ blasting “YMCA”.

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@clubjuggler We’re 1000 miles from the west coast of Sumatra and 6000 miles from Samoa. The distances here are larger than you might think.

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Shopping for short pants: if they come down below your knees, they’re no longer “shorts”… they’re “longs”.

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