May 8th, 2011

Can he swing from a web? No, he can’t, he’s a pig. Look out, he is the Spider Pig!

9:30 PM, May 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone

Ouch, the stoplight is EXACTLY lined up between my eyes and the sun… so I am assuming it’s red.

7:07 PM, May 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone

Someone kidnapped my children and replaced them with some hoity-toity speaking British kids.

7:01 PM, May 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone

New blog post by me, “Vacation in Hawaii” - http://blog.alanporter.c…

4:45 PM, May 8th, 2011 via web