? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

May 8th, 2011

Can he swing from a web? No, he can’t, he’s a pig. Look out, he is the Spider Pig!

via Twitter for iPhone

Ouch, the stoplight is EXACTLY lined up between my eyes and the sun… so I am assuming it’s red.

via Twitter for iPhone

Someone kidnapped my children and replaced them with some hoity-toity speaking British kids.

via Twitter for iPhone

New blog post by me, “Vacation in Hawaii” - http://blog.alanporter.c…

via web