? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

October 14th, 2011

Our Indian Princess tribe is a bunch of freaks - our funky dancer, cookie monster & pantyhose head won us the prize at Camp Kanata!

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Trying to scoot out of work early for the weekend. People keep coming by… my boss… co-workers with problems… ugh!

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OH at work: “turds are an acquired taste”

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