? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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February 23rd, 2012

Trying to figure out why my why wife’s Android phone plays a bugle call (“assembly”) after every phone call.

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shawnp0wers Goodnight Android, g’night blog. Goodnight Facebook, and system logs. G’night tablet, g’night pen. Until morning, when I’ll need you again.

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Feb 23rd, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

Last night, I had a feverish dream that Maggie, our departed dog, was a fish. A TUBE-shaped fish. Hollow! And other fish swam through her.

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