December 29th, 2012

There are eight stinky feet in this hotel room!

9:26 PM, Dec 29th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone

D1 is disappointed that “Life of Pi” is NOT about Ï€. To tell the truth, so am I.

7:45 PM, Dec 29th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone

I’ve managed to tune out the obnoxious banter at the next table… except for the word “like”, which makes up a huge %age of their speech.

7:24 PM, Dec 29th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone

Pro tip: check the weather for the city that you’re actually in, not for the city that was bookmarked in your browser!

9:57 AM, Dec 29th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone