? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

January 22nd, 2013

@emmarockin You could get a dog and name it The Cuteness… but that’s a different movie altogether.

via web in reply to emmarockin

I am stuck somewhere between Batman with his utility belt and the Junk Lady from “Labyrinth”.

via Twitter for iPhone

Woah, that shredder was a lot fuller than it looked. POOF! 20 minutes later, I *think* I got all of the shreds picked up.

via Twitter for iPhone