? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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March 14th, 2013

HAL9000_ Saying today is is like saying Ringo, George and Paul were the Beatles. You’re only using three significant figures.

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Oh lucky day! The United Nations finally sent me an email about that outstanding payment. Back in a sec, gotta open this attachment…

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