? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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April 13th, 2013

Heard in our car today: “it’s apparent, your parent is parroting a parody of a parody!”

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If anyone would like to help us spread this mountain of mulch, we’ll waive the normal admission fee today! pic.twitter.com/dnbYLjPhq6

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Mowing the grass with noise-canceling headphones and a few episodes of the NPR @planetmoney podcast. :-)

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