? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

September 25th, 2014

Drat, I left my Brussels sprouts on the water fountain at work. You don’t hear THAT every day!

via Twitter for iPhone

@ThingsWork @ArryPottah Listen to “Comin’ After You” by Owl City and think “hot bird suit”. It changes the whole song.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThingsWork

OK Apple, can we get over this “thin” fetish now? I’d be much more interested in “twice as thick, 5x battery life”.

via Twitter for iPhone