June 29th, 2015

What do you use to keep your steering wheel looking so shiny and nice? Armor All? Turtle Wax? No, it’s Tecnu. #PoisonIvy

7:38 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client

If you’re going to drive like an idiot, why get a personalized license plate? I’m looking at you, VUITTON, in Cary NC. #CaryPolice

6:27 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client

My 90th fastest run. Thanks for those useful stats, RunKeeper! pic.twitter.com/MxN6DDtRob

12:36 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via iOS

iPhone Touch ID can’t read my fingerprints when I run. I even tried to learn a new print.

8:48 AM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone