? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

January 30th, 2012

Surely someone out there has a gallery3 theme that does not suck.

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Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog!

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llorenzin Think you live in a country that respects its most sacred founding principles? Think again: http://t.co/jdcZcv7r

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Asked my 8yo niece what her dad does at work and she had no idea. My kids know what I do. Do your kids know what you do at work?

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Just brought my P-O-S work PC to its knees again. But hey, on the plus side, my company saved $100 on RAM!

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On second thought, I would be VERY surprised if the jacket fairy left Malaysian money in my pocket. Shorts, maybe. Jacket, no. Too hot!

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Sweet, the jacket fairy left $60 in my pocket! Surprised it was US dollars and not Chinese yuan, Hong Kong dollars or Malaysian ringgit.

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