? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

May 22nd, 2012

Spent most of the day joking about how my new “laptop” looks like a big box with a detachable screen and keyboard.

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IT guy says “Macs don’t handle the enterprise”. I correct him “your enterprise can’t handle Macs”.

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I feel so special… my employer just upgraded my PC to a $529 Dell! ??

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