Mrs Rockhopper thinks I am re-tweeting myself.
Eating corn on the cob. Do you eat it like a typewriter, or in a spiral? Me? I’m a typewriter. Or maybe a dot-matrix printer, back-n-forth.
Wow, our swim team is the greatest! One guy showed up with coffee and bagels for all of the parents!
Note to self : if you promise to take the kids to 8am swim practice, set an alarm clock. | me: “Zzzz” | them: “Dad, pool in 9 minutes!”