? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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November 7th, 2009

Kids are at their first sleep-over. Mom and Dad are having a cheap date, courtesy of Red Box.

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My 1st-grader’s homework: how many bones does a bat have? Me, Masters degree, can’t figure it out in 1 hour. Hope she’ll tell me the answer!

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Someone used my referral code (http://bit.ly/1ldGuW) for 2 virtual private servers at @Linode. I don’t know who, but thanks!

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Lunch at Chick-Fil-A, I keep humming this song (youtube video) http://bit.ly/DAtAX

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Wow, the dog’s bowl is already clean! Must be one of her simple pleasures, too!

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One of life’s simple pleasures: my dog Maggie runs circles around my feet (always CCW) while I mix her food.

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Up at the crack of noon.

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