? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

November 15th, 2010

zefrank if you tweet my junk i will have you arrested.

via web (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Nov 15th, 2010 via web)

My wife misplaced her iPod Touch. Her nerdy husband confirmed that it was in the house (somewhere) by checking the DHCP server.

via txt

Stranger than fiction! I knew old planes had RADIAL engines, but I never knew about ROTARY engines. Two totally different things!

via Twitter for iPhone

School bus #1 broke down. School bus #2 took a wrong turn, missed our stop. So school bus #3 was my minivan.

via Twitter for iPhone