? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rockhopper ever

August 4th, 2010

steveburnett RT @llorenzin Those lying bastards are storing scan images after all: http://j.mp/a7N2PN

via web (retweeted on 5:46 PM, Aug 4th, 2010 via web)

By default, our servers at $WORK have “clear” in /root/.bash_logout , clears the screen when I disconnect. I needed to see that stuff!

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FakeAPStylebook Portmanteaus like “webinar” and “mompreneur” are great shorthand for “Punch me in the face.”

via HootSuite (retweeted on 2:47 PM, Aug 4th, 2010 via web)

Selective Amnesia: In 2009, Bush spent more than $32k per American, up from $17k in 2001. http://www.slate.com/id/…

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